Wicked Weez of the West

I’ve liked the idea of having my own personal blog for many years, but never got round to actually setting one up. So I decided that my one and only resolution this New Year, was to start a proper blog (yes I realise it’s already September, but the year’s not over so it still counts). I use a Tumblog for interesting links, photos and videos, but it’s not quite substantial enough for writing en mass, and I wanted to dedicate this blog to thoughts alone. Down the track, this may change, but that’s my intention for now

So. First post, eh? I’m presuming most of you reading this already follow me on one or more social networks, so you’d probably have a good idea of who I am. And although I have posted this before, it’s probably a good way to start for those who don’t know a thing about me.

I present you with a list of 100 random things about me:

1. I am 28 (subject to change) – update: I am now 29
2. I am female (this will never change)
3. I have lived in Perth all my life
4. I am vegetarian
5. Mushrooms are not my favourite thing
6. I’m a very proud Taurean
7. I’m addicted to cheese
8. Numbers make me nice
9. Man + man = hot
10. I have a new found love for pole dancing (and my own pole)
11. I have psoriasis (and other random skin conditions)
12. My left foot is 1cm longer than my right
13. My left leg is ½cm shorter than my right
14. I have always been good at maths
15. When I grow up, I want to be a fag hag
16. I love cows and hope to own one one day (I will call her Mildred)
17. I enjoy all sorts of games
18. I love to win
19. I’m terribly competitive
20. Pirates rock
21. Ninjas hold their own
22. Blackjack is my favourite casino game
23. Is my number
24. I enjoy taking surveys/tests/quizzes
25. Topical cream is the answer for most problems
26. Beer is the answer for all other problems (thank you Homer Simpson)
27. I love me
28. Stupid people make me angry (and sad)
29. I have many OCD tendencies
30. My way is the right way
31. I know stuff about a lot of things
32. I can’t sleep if I’m cold
33. 3 ply anything is wrong
34. I put mascara on with my mouth closed
35. I can crack every joint in my body, including my chest
36. I love dancing
37. The only magazine I pay to read is Marie Claire
38. I love cooking and baking (and feeding others)
39. I could live on popcorn alone
40. My cat is totally in love with me (why wouldn’t she be?)
41. I’m totally in love with Madagascan vanilla body butter (smells like heaven)
42. I love sneezing
43. I always sneeze twice
44. I like using random words like craptacular and awetastic (thanks Chris)
45. Other words I like: minions, tutelage, ombudsman, cacophony, plethora
46. Me + napping = bad
47. I am an attention whore (thank you interweb)
48. I have two tattoos – Taurus symbol right hip, aum symbol back of my neck
49. My favourite body parts are my shoulders and butt
50. I am a recycling Nazi
51. I love everything Japanese, and can’t wait to go back to Japan one day
52. I have a penchant for rules and order
53. I walk with purpose
54. I hate people who use the phrase, “thanking you”
55. I can be bossy sometimes
56. I eat bocconcini by peeling off layers
57. I’ve had my wisdom teeth out
58. Give me a camera, and I’m snap-happy
59. I’m somewhat geeky
60. I know pi to 20 places 30 places and counting
    
61. Scented toilet paper is horrible – if I wanted to put perfume on my twat, I would
62. I’ve been a Brownie and a Girl Guide
63. I blush easily
64. I can play the flute
65. I have been on a TV game show (and won!)
66. I have contemplated a career in law enforcement
67. I am the game police, and I have a badge to prove it
68. I can recite the first 20 elements of the periodic table
69. I have a weakness for blondes
70. Backs, shoulders and necks are sexy
71. A little bit of bone is nice (hips and ribs)
72. I’ve taken: gymnastics, tennis, ballet, dance, tap, ice skating, & karate lessons
73. I always take my makeup off before going to bed
74. My favourite condiment is horseradish cream
75. I like long movies
76. I love MAC Lustreglass, and Lancome Juicytubes lipglosses
77. I love sunsets, even though they make me sad
78. My favourite colours are silver & purple
79. I went to an all girls high school
80. I never got the whole “horse/pony” thing
81. I think marriage and religion are outdated traditions
82. I use sarcasm too much (really?)
83. I’m a picker – scabs, pimples, grammar, pronunciation
84. I hate being tickled – it’s like torture
85. I smirk a lot
86. I like pulling things apart
87. I like putting things back together
88. I can never turn down a dare
89. I’ve had my tonsils removed
90. I have a penis-shaped osteochondroma in my right hip socket
91. I have only broken one bone, the little toe on my right foot
92. I love gambling
93. I have amazing hearing
94. My nicknames: Weez, Weezie, Lu, Lulu, Lulu Belle, Louisiana, Lubachoo, Lolly
95. One day I will apply to MENSA
96. My favourite vegetable is red capsicum
97. I can burp the alphabet
98. It’s all about me
99. It’s always about me
100. If it’s ever about you, consider yourself lucky